The Chicken Lady

The Chicken Lady

Monday, June 20, 2016

Chickens at Random

A few of the tiny velociraptors or chickens like to hang out on the couch.   The chicken lady has several different breeds chickens. She has laying hens, which are the ladies that are breeds like Leg horns, Rhode Island Reds, Orpingtons and the list goes on. They are in a lovely gated community complete with pond, trees, and plenty of bugs. She also has free range Bantam chickens that run all over the yard.  They are just like regular chickens but much smaller in size.
It's really cool to see all the different sizes, shapes and shapes of eggs. The shell color is pretty cool when you can make a dozen with brown, blue, green, speckled and white eggs. We call them a rainbow pack. Makes you wonder about the commercial industry. How many eggs get thrown away because we are looking for the perfect egg.
Anyway, those little guys are not fenced in and can pretty much go where ever they feel like it. Some wander up by the road and do get run over occasionally. they head back to the woods and then a fox might see a snack. Population control.

They do have a coop, but quite a few of them would rather hang out around the house and lay eggs under the porch, under the bushes, in the flower garden, on a table, in the recycle bin, or j
randomly on the floor. Every spring  she is bound to see babies that just appear out of the fields and under the porch with half a dozen babies. At night the ones that don't go into the coop roost in trees instead. That does make them vulnerable to night time critters. She told me about an owl once or two that picked off a few. When an owl hits tree branches its sounds like a tree crashing into a million pieces.  Very scary.
My mom has a perfect full length porch facing the woods  so she can sit back an enjoy what nature has to offer.  flowers bloom, birds sing, see a deer or two. Its breezy and calming to stretch out on the couch... until the chickens found the couch. Usually the ones that come onto the porch are ones that were born on it.  This is Smudge, she happens to be one of the bantam hens that my son was around when she came out of the egg and he named her.

We go through this ever year. In the winter she buttons up the porch, and puts up framed plastic to protect from the wind. A handful of her chickens end up hanging out to stay out of the snow. Its keeps them from being lunch on most cases. Every spring she has to go through and pull off all the furniture and scrub down the porch to reclaim it for human use again.



The really creepy part that always gets me is when they turn around on the couch or chair and stare at us through the window. The TV is right next to the window and you can't help but get distracted. Chickens staring you down is really unnerving. Good luck sleeping after that visual.


Tuesday, June 14, 2016

Chickens will travel (carefully)

I bought a new car and what do I do? put chickens in it. Among many things that my mother finds to put in my car. Once was a lazy boy chair on the side of the road that someone was giving away, I once stuffed a 6 ft hutch in it from my aunt. When we hit our annual yard sales it all a free for all on what we can fit. Rolls of paper, plastic, roof singles, tar paper. gas heater,  the list goes on you get it.
Anyway, back to the chickens. My husband worked with a lady that had 12 pet chickens. They were moving couldn't take the chickens with them. She wanted to make sure that not just anybody took them because she feared someone might eat them. They were pets and all had cute names and cooed. My mother promised that she wouldn't eat them...unless they pissed her off. I left that part out when I told the lady I would take them. But, that's another blog.

Well, after my husband told me of the offer I turned around and asked my mom if she wanted them. Of course it was a yes and when can you bring them.
My Traverse was only about 3 months old at the time and my husband wasn't to happy when he found out I wanted to put chickens in it. But, he had no room to argue  with me because he was the one that told me about the chickens in the first place. He figured out a way to make the best out of a stinky situation.

I wonder what truck drivers thought as I sped by doing 80 MPH with chickens in a family car. Common right?
It was a nice summer day and I coordinated the whole move and headed north. My husband put our dog kennel together and wrapped it entirely in plastic. It barely fit with  the seats down. My son had to ride in the front with me and just shook his head, put on head phones and stuck his face in his tablet. I didn't waste any time booking out of town to get my riders delivered. With the exception of few feathers flying around the newbies arrived safely and car was chicken smelling free.
Funny thing though. They were all piled on top of each other the whole ride north. Only when we got the cage out of the car did they realize that they had more room to move around. dorks!

The drop off at the chicken concentration camp was successful. The other inmates seemed to approve. Besides who doesn't like a new
crop of ladies fresh to the community. I think this puts her up to around 40 laying hens now.




Monday, June 13, 2016

Grand Opening for The Chicken Lady Blog

I have so many wonderful stories to share that I don't even know where to begin. I should have started this blog years ago but, as you all know life has a way of getting away from you and I was afraid of the commitment. I am still afraid of it, but what the hell.

The Chicken Lady aka my mother, is one of the most incredible women I know. She raised two kids on her own with very little to nothing. Putting her self through school, working thankless jobs to put food on the table and being the dad role model.  What started as a single trailer on a hill on a chuck of land has flourished into what is now a paradise that most people only dream of.

My blog isn't about us kids and our hardships growing up.  It's the next chapter in my mothers life. The one where the hard part is over.  When do you get to that point that you in your life that you can enjoy its simplicity?

She's surrounded by nature a on plot of land in the middle of Pure Michigan that she has called her own for over 40 years. She's made a paradise out of nothing and it's  pure serenity to get away from the fast paced life of social media, horrible news, and bad politics.

After my brother and I grew up and flew the coop my mother really started living. Living they way she wanted to live. Peaceful, simple and not answering to anyone.  Total dream right?

No credit cards, no outstanding debt, just living and sharing her life with her pets. She has multiple chickens of various breeds. Bantam chickens that roam free and do just crazy things. Geese that guard her spring fed pond. Cats and dogs that are both entertaining and purposeful when wild life comes creeping up for a snack.

When you're not caught up in dead end job spending more time at work than with family. She's artsy fartsy with wood crafts made out of recycled lumber, she designed hand bags and tote bags made from up-cycled juice bags and animal feed bags, sells crafty items on Etsy and Ebay and not to mention her mad skills with a chain saw cutting down trees the young age of 68.  I don't mess with my mom!

My goal is to share tidbits of her relaxed often humorous world so you can live vicariously through her. Enjoy


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